God and the scientist;

God and the scientist;

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning".

 

  "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

 

  "Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man".

 

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me".

 

  So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

 

  "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,

  "Get your own dirt".

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This joke illustrates perfectly the arrogance of mankind, particularly the arrogance of atheists. It is fitting that although this is a joke, we should all learn from it. Satire can be one of the most educational tools on the planet.